I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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