In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
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May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
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HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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