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so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.

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(516): so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool. http://tfl.nu/00u1

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can I come stay the night

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yeah, but no sex tonight

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I'll stay home

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(810): can I come stay the night (217): yeah, but no sex tonight (810): I'll stay home http://tfl.nu/tu8g

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Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.

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(702): Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies. http://tfl.nu/viog

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(217): View more from Illinois

just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good

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(217): just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good http://tfl.nu/mlgi

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(419): View more from Ohio

its not a party unless mikie exposes himself

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(419): its not a party unless mikie exposes himself http://tfl.nu/ozsv

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The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white

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(+84): The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white http://tfl.nu/gomk

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(316): View more from Kansas

Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.

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(316): Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all. http://tfl.nu/i7x5

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally

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(403): Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally http://tfl.nu/hf6w

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I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.

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(206): I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship. http://tfl.nu/s5mh

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(404): View more from Georgia

So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.

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(404): So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care. http://tfl.nu/6j38

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(775): View more from Nevada

My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case

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(775): My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case http://tfl.nu/owkn

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I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.

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(760): I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite. http://tfl.nu/b3g6

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I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.

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(860): I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love. http://tfl.nu/zgl1

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(248): View more from Michigan

sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.

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(248): sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom. http://tfl.nu/qeu4

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In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.

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(724): In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude. http://tfl.nu/8jyj

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