Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.

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(512): View more from Texas

Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?

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(203): View more from Connecticut

just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex

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(409): View more from Texas

There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.

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(705): View more from Ontario

Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.

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(916): View more from California

So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.

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(614): View more from Ohio

His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives�

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(731): View more from Tennessee

She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.

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