i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
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Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
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You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!