you're like a bully in the Christmas story
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
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Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
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Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off