Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
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