It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
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You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
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You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Randomize