Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Randomize
