the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
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