508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
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If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
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Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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