You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
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The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
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god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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