Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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