You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
so much tequila, so little girl.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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