I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
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I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
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Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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