Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
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Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
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But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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