you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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