so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
We smell like vodka and hangover
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