She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
so much tequila, so little girl.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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