I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
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you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
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So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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