Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
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