ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
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Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
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I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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