Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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