fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
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you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
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I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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