I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
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A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
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The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
i've created a new STD.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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