i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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