omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
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Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
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My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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