I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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