i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
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Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Boobs speak an international language.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
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Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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