And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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