: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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