i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
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third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
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soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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