Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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