what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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