I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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