im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Randomize
