he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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