Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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