i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
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i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
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It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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