doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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