How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
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it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
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How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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