It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
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votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
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Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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