am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
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she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
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Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
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