guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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