Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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