you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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