the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
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