No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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