Can Purell be used as lube?
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
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He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
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We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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