i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
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Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
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the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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