google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
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I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
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I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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