Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
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He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
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i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.