the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
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I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
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The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?