my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
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Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
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The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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