Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
where does the pee come out of this thing
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
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