sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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