I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
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I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
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only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I have aggressive nipples.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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