thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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