on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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